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月光博客

月光博客推

6月30日晚间,贵阳南明老干妈风味食品有限责任公司微信公众号「老干妈」发布声明称,收到相关法律文书,公司给予高度重视并立即开展调查,「经核实,我司从未与腾讯公司或授权他人与腾讯公司就‘老干妈’品牌签署《联合市场推广合作协议》,且我司从未与腾讯公司进行过任何商业合作。」
June 30, 2020 at 11:51PM

http://twitter.com/williamlong/status/[email protected] williamlong

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糗事百科

糗事百科

同学不想上课,给老师写了个请假条,上面写着:“我今天4567,无法上课。”什么狗屁东西,老师看了后把请假条顺手扔在桌上,刚好过来音乐老师拿起来一看:我今天发烧拉稀,无法上课。这小子还挺有音乐细胞哈!

June 30, 2020 at 11:00PM @ QiubaiBot

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糗事百科

糗事百科

刚才去商场的洗手间,坐在马桶上,发现马桶圈上还有上一个人的余温。我没忍住泪流了起来,这是我第一次在这座城市感受到他人身体的温暖。

June 30, 2020 at 11:00PM @ QiubaiBot

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特朗普

特朗普推文

RT @marcorubio: Ironically many of those now politicizing the recent report in the NYT questioned,disputed &/or downplayed indisputable proof that #Soleimani had a long track record of targeting & killing American troops. They pick & choose what to believe based on partisan politics.
June 30, 2020 at 11:12PM


http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1277983412247302145

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炸馒头

转发zmt推文

当然希望她能找到高帅富,接我的盘 https://t.co/0ZHTrS9Msh
http://twitter.com/zmt0516/status/1277974088980389889
June 30, 2020 at 10:35PM

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炸馒头

转发zmt推文

RT @shuronggaoshou: 高考一周倒计时 一句加油的话送大家

211的几把,不配操985的b!
http://twitter.com/zmt0516/status/1277969897318805511
June 30, 2020 at 10:19PM

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糗事百科

糗事百科

早晨做包子,我和媳妇一起动手,从揉面,做馅,到包好二十几个包子放进锅里,一共只用了半小时。我有些得意地说:你看你找了一个会做饭的老公多好,不然这顿饭你自己要忙乎一小时。媳妇微微一笑:那样我也懒得做了,让你们都吃屎去。艹!这虎娘们!

June 30, 2020 at 10:00PM @ QiubaiBot

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特朗普

特朗普推文

RT @ODNIgov: DNI Ratcliffe issues statement on impact of unauthorized disclosures on force protection https://t.co/Pr7PbWk443
June 30, 2020 at 10:10PM


http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1277967799080546304

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糗事百科

糗事百科

熊孩子把几种色彩的橡皮泥融合在一起,居然成了咖啡色。朋友来家里玩,指着地板说:“你孩子拉粑粑了。”​我淡淡一笑:“那是孩子玩的橡皮泥,不信我抓给你看。”​当我抓起“橡皮泥”的那一刻,心中暗自嘀咕了一句:卧槽!热的…

June 30, 2020 at 09:00PM @ QiubaiBot

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特朗普

特朗普推文

RT @GeraldoRivera: After enjoying big splash from sensational #RussianBounty expose, #NYT retreating to shore-admitting “the underlying intelligence was conflicting.” In 3 years of @realDonaldTrump all NYT/Russia reporting has been based on “conflicting” intelligence
-Also known as wishful thinking
June 30, 2020 at 08:14PM


http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1277938617948737536