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糗事百科

糗事百科

和媳妇吵架 割……我的字典里就没有“认错”这两个字,跪在搓衣板上,甩了把鼻血,揉着腮帮子,面对身穿跆拳道服的媳妇怒吼道!然后媳妇一个侧旋踢外加十字锁喉回到,我看你的字典里缺的字太多了![大哭][大哭][大哭][大哭][大哭][大哭][大哭]

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糗事百科

糗事百科

今天上班看见一个美女在车里喊救命,问她怎么了?她说你看大哥,这个车位太窄,开进去两边门都打不开,出不来了。我说你开出去重新找个宽的车位。她说:太窄了开不出去了。

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糗事百科

糗事百科

听说穿老公衬衫很姓感,咱心思也试试!穿上我就傻眼了,特么的性感个屁啊,还有点紧,说好的人在衣中晃啊!这晃的起来吗?[打脸][打脸]

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糗事百科

糗事百科

现在只需转698元 七夕0点会准时收到我的520转账 别人家有的你不能没有 现在下单立减168元

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糗事百科

糗事百科

小时候只要我妈一出门,快到饭点时我爸就说我学习太累了,让我去睡会儿。我说我不困,我爸就说小孩子睡眠得充足才聪明,赶紧去睡!等我妈回来发现我没吃饭,就生气地问我爸怎么不给我做饭,我爸就委屈地说:“孩子说她困了非得吵着要睡觉,我能怎么办嘛?”我……???

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糗事百科

糗事百科

滴滴打车,显示是辆黑色荣威,已经开到路口附近了,司机大哥给我打电话,我刚接,看见一辆黑色荣威停我跟前,司机一边拿着电话,一边向我招手,我就上车了,开了不到二十米电话又响了:小伙子你上错了车,我车跟在你后面。。。。。。。。然后旁边司机的电话也响了,两个人一脸懵!

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特朗普

特朗普推文

LAW & ORDER!



August 31, 2020 at 09:41PM

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特朗普

特朗普推文

The Radical Left Mayors & Governors of Cities where this crazy violence is taking place have lost control of their “Movement”. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, but the Anarchists & Agitators got carried away and don’t listen anymore – even forced Slow Joe out of basement!



August 31, 2020 at 09:40PM

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特朗普

特朗普推文

I’ve been getting really good polls, some over 50%, except for one Fake Poll done by @ABC NEWS, which gives NO INFORMATION about the sample, R or D, or anything else. They did this last Election, with one week to go, down 12 points, and I won. They are disgusting Fake News!



August 31, 2020 at 09:34PM

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特朗普

特朗普推文

Portland is a mess, and it has been for many years. If this joke of a mayor doesn’t clean it up, we will go in and do it for them!



August 31, 2020 at 09:13PM