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RT @lllllanyuri: 怎么了,我们上海女的要求高点有错吗!
http://twitter.com/zmt0516/status/1285310428445384710
July 21, 2020 at 04:27AM

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特朗普

特朗普推文

We are United in our effort to defeat the Invisible China Virus, and many people say that it is Patriotic to wear a face mask when you can’t socially distance. There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President! https://t.co/iQOd1whktN
July 21, 2020 at 03:43AM


http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1285299379746811915

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糗事百科

糗事百科

昨天boss大出血请吃饭,我们去了最火的烧烤店,狠狠心点了一大桌,然后等了一个多小时菜都没上来,boss大怒:不吃了,退单!额,说好的好好搓一顿呢[捂嘴]

July 21, 2020 at 01:30AM @ QiubaiBot

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糗事百科

糗事百科

大三时,有天穿了一身连体短袖短裤感觉良好,但是忘记了上 厕 所是个悲 剧,我偷偷躲到最后一格,把上衣 全 部 扒 掉才得以成功上 厕 所,我永远忘不了看见我半 裸的那两个女生那惊 恐 的眼神。

July 21, 2020 at 01:30AM @ QiubaiBot

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东京奥运会

东京2020奥运会

Happy Miraitowa Monday!

We are getting some serious #MondayVibes from #Miraitowa today.

#MondayMotivation #MiraitowaMonday https://t.co/eitDKL2agB
内容来自: Tokyo2020
link: http://twitter.com/Tokyo2020/status/1285258204470030337

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炸馒头

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@pacypcg 老婆大人/
http://twitter.com/zmt0516/status/1285249481445957636
July 21, 2020 at 12:25AM

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糗事百科

糗事百科

在油管上看到一条社畜精品发言:“入职以后,公司给每位员工发了一台电脑,表面上看是每个人拥有了一台电脑,其实是给每个电脑配了一个人。

July 21, 2020 at 12:00AM @ QiubaiBot

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糗事百科

糗事百科

有个室友来到炒饭摊前:大哥,来份蛋炒饭,加六个鸡蛋。炒饭大哥一点没含糊说:兄弟我直接给你炒盘鸡蛋得了!

July 21, 2020 at 12:00AM @ QiubaiBot

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RT @xxyyzz988: 數對上了 https://t.co/Df0UiQktjz
http://twitter.com/zmt0516/status/1285238716517294080
July 20, 2020 at 11:42PM

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刚才看到一个福利姬的微信门槛都是180,唉,武大郎没活路了
http://twitter.com/zmt0516/status/1285237679840469003
July 20, 2020 at 11:38PM